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1. Owww. Everytime I swallow it hurts. When I try to talk it hurts. Bottom line: My throat hurts like mad. I feel like it's swollen up inside. Inflamed. I feel like pouring Dettol down my throat so it'll kill all the bacteria which must be the culprit here. I mean why else would your throat feel so inflamed right? when I imagine what it must look like right now, I see RED. Which means pain.
   
   
2. On a lighter note, my exam went well. Despite the fact that I started studying at 8am this morning. And I think by 11am I was already bored and started playing Twinbee on the Gameboy. Heh.
   
   
3. Last night was a feverish night. Didn't get to study at all. Headache developed into a full blown throbbing-piece-of-skull-with-bricks-inside. Don't know why I keep falling sick nowadays. Must be the weather. And I thought I was immuned to ALL SICKNESS. I am Wonder Woman!! over kau nyah.
   
   
4. Got a free ride on the bus coming back from college this evening. The bus was actually not operating when I flagged it down. But the driver knew where I wanted to stop so he just gave me and my friend a lift. Heee. Regular customer bah. Bluek.
   
   
5. The kid in the next room farts a lot. And they sound so loud... and.. forceful. Yea, that's the word. Forceful. Please imagine a forceful fart now. I think he has a problem with flatulence.
   
   
6. Was Googling flatulence and came across vaginal flatulence. AHAH. Also known as vart, queef, and fanny fart. AHAHAH. I like the last one.
   
   
7. Right, enough with obscenities. Sorry bout that. (Omigod I just heard another forceful fart by the kid next door. gross).
   
   
8. Ok. I think I need to lie down now. Sitting up doesn't seem to help my throat at all (and lying down would? you be trippin' girl! apa kaitan kah) Get well soon to me.